Fwafibear - Minsan naglalakad ako at bigla akong hinimatay. Ayun, nauso ang term na drop-dead gorgeous.
Jose de vengenge - All from Imelda: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?
Mikki - Minsan napasandal ako sa pinto. Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door.
No name/Lights - From Gloria Diaz: “Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.”
Edodong - BF: “Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!” GF: “Bahala ka! Akala mo ba, makakahanap ka pa ng katulad ko?” BF: “Bakit, sinong nagsabi na ang hahanapin ko ay ang katulad mo ulit?”
Jose de vengenge - “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.”
Emo Diva/Jetlog - Ugly customer: “Gawin mo kong maganda!” Parlorista: “Beautician lang po ako, hindi magician!”
Pia - Isang araw dumaan ako sa harap ng isang mag-syota. Ayun, nauso ang third party.
Febkinse - Minsan may na-inlove sa yo. Ayun, nauso ang LOVE IS BLIND!
Frederique - From my gay cousin: “Pag ang lalaki may beauty kit at matagal gumamit ng CR, parang installment yan — bi now gay later.”
The Game - One day during college while we were reviewing in the Sampaloc area, a friend rushed in shouting, “May saksakan!” When everybody rushed out he added, “May sakasakan ng panget.”
Patrick - I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can always lose weight.
Madscientist - From Imelda: “I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”
Tantantiniiin - When my chubby friend showed us her lifetime membership at a gym in Makati, all my friends said in chorus, “You mean it will take a lifetime?”
Hazelnut - My friend told his date: “Wow, your eyes are really attractive.” After his date blushed, he added, “They attract each other.”
Shining -If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then so is ugliness.
Shining - Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
Mighty Aphrodite/Cbboating - My friend always reminds us: “Oiliness is next to Ugliness.”
No name - From Winston Churchill (to a woman offended by his loud manner): “Tomorrow madam, I shall be sober. But you, on the other hand, shall still be ugly.”
Bongoloid - “Metrosexual”: Isang metro nalang, homosexual na!
Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napa-upo ako sa gitna ng maraming tao. Ayun, nauso ang center of attraction.
Jose de vengenge - Minsan, napanaginipan mo ko. Ayun, nauso ang dreamboy.
Ronnie - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
McMaki - I once said to my female friend, “Ang ganda mo sigurong bakla”. So she answered, “Ikaw naman, ang gwapo mo sigurong tibo.”
Sabrinaileen - Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
No name - A transvestite friend always gets compliments for looking stunningly pretty. Every time people say, “Ang ganda mo naman!” His standard reply is, “Salamat, sana ikaw rin!”
No name - Beauty intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.
Xtinger - Claire dela Fuente said in an interview: “Pag may pera ka na, wala ka nang karapatang maging panget.”
RC N CESS - “Kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng pangit, paano naman ako? At kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng guwapo, paano naman kayo?”
Andrea - “If Darwin’s theory says that we evolved from monkeys…bakit may taong mukhang kabayo?”
Sabrinaileen - Umberto Eco: “Ugly bodies are more interesting than beautiful ones because ugliness knows no bounds.”
Kimchii 14 - There is no “I” in UGLY, but there is a “U”.
Stunnedsilence - Buffy The Vampire Slayer - “All men are created equal? That’s just propaganda spouted out by the ugly.”
Rodel - From Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people THINK you’ve got.”
Vie - Tapos na Evolution…bakit ka nagpaiwan?
Jose de vengenge - Walang pangit sa t*ting galit.
