Hannah - My husband calls me “mommy”. One time, he sent me a text message by mistake that said, “Good night baby, I love you.”
Nei/Bobidaks - (from the research of my prof): Pag hinubad ang medyas or underwear at walang marks sa binti or hips, mga tanda ng maghapong pagkakasuot. Ibig sabihin, hinubad.
YñaKì - If he’s always out before or after Valentine’s Day.
B/Jammes - When all call logs and messages are always cleared.
Bottom Dweller - When your partner comes home drunk and asks, “How are the kids?” And you don’t have any.
Cheska - When your boy asks you, “Ang ganda nung movie last week noh?” Even if you didn’t watch any movie last week.
Hearty - One time, I texted sweet nothings to my hubby using my friend’s cellphone w/o putting my name. Then he replied, “Sonia?” Busted.
Jose de vengenge - Pag nahihirapan na siya “tumayo” paguwi.
No name - When the wife asks: “Saan ka nanggaling?” And the husband answers: “Overtime.” Eh wala naman siyang trabaho.
No name - Pagkasama mo siya at laging nagpapahuli sa paglakad para i-check kung may text siya.
No name/Topaz - When they bring their cellphone even to
the toilet.
Fawkes - My dad is so loud when on the phone with his friends. Suddenly, he whispers when he answers his cellphone, and even goes in his room, or goes out of the house to talk.
No name - When a very manly name that’s registered in your husband’s cellphone sends him a message, “Good night, babe.”
Spongebob - If he texts you, “Pauwi na ko, ligo ka na.” But you’re still in the office, in the middle of work.
Swan - My husband call me by my first name when we’re with friends. One time, his phone rang, and he said, “Kasama ko si misis.” He never called me THAT before.
Twylyt - One time, my husband just blurted out of nowhere, “Ikaw naman talaga ang mahal ko, eh.” It was as if his guilt was talking for him.
YñaKì - If, after you had sex, he absentmindedly asks you, “Magkano?”
Ampypatika - If he suddenly buys new skimpy briefs to replace the bacon briefs you’ve been bugging him to replace for years now.
Twylyt - Pagdating sa iyo, patak nalang kasi sinipsip na ng iba.
Madhatter/Enigmatic Jehn - When his credit card bills suddenly list a lot of fancy restaurants, none of which you went to.
Jiniper - One time nahuli ko asawa ko kasi umuwi siyang walang gel.
Hapi Henri/Twylyt - Kung paguwi ng asawa mo, galing daw sa miting pero amoy sabong maliit!
Cheyenne - Pag nahuli mong nasa bulsa niya ang wedding ring niya!
Archie - If you’re sound asleep in your bed, and your husband suddenly wakes up at 3 am and groggily says, “Late na, uwi na ko…”
Dexter Valencia - Husband and wife are sleeping together in bed. Suddenly, the wife sits up and says, “Get out, my husbands home!” And the husband instinctively jumps out the window.
GuelMytes - Pag pinaupo mo sya sa isang planggana ng tubig, at lumutang ang betlog.
