Oliver/Evicat/Kobe Kong/Peter Perfect/Patring - A friend found out that I’m in a band, and she said, “Wow ang galing naman, tumutugtog ka sa combo!”
GRACiA/Rijo - Two friends and I were talkng over a 3-way telecon, then the guy said, “Ang dami natin. Hello, PARTYLINE?”
Cute-kikay - When my boyfriend and I were still new, his dad asked him, “So, kumusta naman kayo ng bata mo?”
Yenz - My boyfriend asked for prmission from his mom that he’s watching Bamboo’s concert. His mom answered, “Alin, Bamboo organ sa Las Piñas?”
Mikmik Power - Nung 1st salary ko, I treated my mom to Starbucks. When we got there, she told the waiter, “Anak, Blend 45 yung sa akin, ha?”
Drewbuttercream - If you ask someone, “Mag-on na ba kayo?”
No name - My boss told me the other day: “Pare, ano yang pinapanood mo? Bold?”
Makisig - If you want rootbeer but you order, “sarsaparilla”.
Yñaki - If you call skinny jeans, “baston na stretch”.
Diemyrus - My mom would tell my dad if he comes home late from work, “O, galing ka na naman sa kalachuchi mo!”
Jose de vengenge - If you text “LOL” to someone, and they answer, “Ulol ka rin!”
YñaKì - If someone ask you, “Ano ba ang ‘Flavor of the Month’ ng Magnolia ngayon?”
RC and Cess - I was watching CSI, when my uncle blurted out, ‘McGyver ba yan?’”
Guel Mytes - If you’re watching a movie and you ask, “Saan tayo, balcony o orchestra?”
Buribot - If you blurt out gems like, “Walastik ang trapik!”
Espeks - If the last org you joined was, “Uncle Bob’s Lucky 7 Club”.
Garfield - If you’re downloading porn and your friend goes, “Ano ba yan, puro bomba!”
RC N CESS - My mom was scolding me wen I left the ref open: “Wag mong iniwang bukas ang FRIGIDAIRE!”
Takleza/Espeks - If you’re meeting up at Glorietta, but your friend says, “Magkita-kita tayo sa Quad!”
KiD BuKid/Takleza - If you’re bragging about your new flip-flops and you say, “O, ang gara ng step-in kong Havaianas, no?”
JNL - My friend still says, “Magpa-parlor naman tayo!”
Awsom - If, after church, may nagyaya sa “Fiesta Karnabal”
Espeks - If you mean “malling”, but you say, “pagbubulakbol”.
Cheyenne - If instead of “Hi-five!”, you say, “Give me five!”
Zane - If you call hookers, “hostess”.
Hoiram - If you say, “Kain tayo sa Shangri-la, okey ang smorgasbord dun!”
CnigngNaBngus - If your friend never emails, so you write to him, “Hindi ka na lumiliham, gumamit ka ng makinilya para mabilis.”
XJ - My wife always refers to the police as “Metrocom”, and she is just 42.
Gerver - If you say “Kentucky naman tayo!”, instead of KFC.
MickyPup - If you call commercials, “patalastas”.
Jose de vengenge - “Ayyy…bakit ayaw na tumayo?”
Kukay - A friend from the office still refers to SM as “Shoemart”.
Mermaid - One time I asked my friend “Ano yung PSP, pareho ba yan ng ‘Game and Boy’?”
Raindancer - If your favorite cartoons is “Herculoids”. (Chico: Damn, Herculoids was really my favorite cartoon as a kid!)
Espeks - If a girl asks you, “May extra ka bang pasador?”
Jose de vengenge - When Friendster was still very new, a friend asked me “Marami ka na bang testis?” My mom overheard so she asked, “Anak, at kelan ka naman nagpadagdag ng betlog?”
