Gorgeous Bitch - I once said this to a clerk in a video store: “Pasalamat ka guwapo ka, kundi nasampal na kita.”
Zi - “Yung huling tao na pinagtawanan ako, umihi ng blade! Ano, tatawa ka pa?!?”
Witchy Bitch - “I’m not saying I’m beautiful, what I am saying is, PANGIT KA!”
MNEMONIC - During a big fight with my girlfriend, I told her, “Lumayas ka sa
pamamahay ko!” She replied, “Wait a minute, this is MY condo unit!”
Anto - “Ikaw ang kalawang na sumira sa singtibay ng bakal na pagsasamahan naming magkakaibigan.”
ACER - A guy asked me,”Bakit ang sama mo tumingin?” In anger I blurted, “Eh ikaw, bakit ang sama mo tingnan?”
Allan - I told my brother during a physical fight: “Kahit ilang beses mo pa ko suntukin, hindi ka pa rin magiging tama!”
RC N CESS - “Yung huling umaway kina Chico at Delamar, nasa PLM na ngayon…modelo ng skeletal system sa medical school!”
Robert - Wife: “Go to hell!” Me: “I’m already there!”
LOIpogi - From an 80’s tearjerker: “Magsabi ka lang kung kahit saan, kahit kailan, umaaraw man o umuulan, may panty man o wala!”
Purplerose - I heard this sa palengke when there’s two tindera arguing, “Para kang inahing manok, putak ka ng putak, bugok naman ang itlog!”
LOipogi - “Sige, payag ako. Saksakan. Pero walang patayan.”
Niknok - “Let’s just end this now, coz everytime we fight, I end up hurting myself more than I intend to hurt you.”
SilentRusher/Flying Butete - I said this to my ex during our breakup fight: “Wag kang magmalaki kasi maliit naman yang birdie mo!”
Paolo - When someone said, “Basagan na lang ng mukha!” I told him, “Lugi ako, kasi yung iyo basag na.”
YñaKì - “Di bale nang mahirap, wag lang matandang bading na mahilig sa menor de edad na tulad mo!”
Puting Payong - During a fight with my landlady, I shouted, “Palibhasa wala kang pinag-aralan!” She ran away crying. I learned later on na grade 3 lang pala ang natapos niya.
Vi - “Mahirap ka na nga, balasubas ka pa!”
SPY Shadow - I overheard this from a boy to another boy during a wake: “Ang yabang mo! Hindi ka imbitado pag Daddy ko naman ang namatay!”
KiD BuKid - Years ago, I said to a ‘hot girl’ who was very late on our date, “Anong sori-sori, DAPA!”
Lara - At the height of a fight, I suddenly shouted, “Napaka-ano mo! Dapat kasi hindi mo ano…yung kwan!”
Loipogi - “SORRY, I would never fight someone who’s got nothing to lose.”
Pin - “Pag pangit ka, dapat maganda ugali mo!”
Cheyenne - I said to my EX-friend/tsismosa neighbor: “Hoy, ahas na may fake boobs. . .Heto’ng pera, isaksak mo sa matris mong panis!”
Boy Hunk - “Palakihan nalang ng…sweldo!”
Chichi - I said this during my confrontation with the woman my husbnd was having an affair with: “Walang pamilyang masisira, kung walang malanding babae!”
Heleina - To my then boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend: “Hating me won’t make you any prettier.”
